S. Christopher Bennett, PhD Assistant Professor of Biological Sciences Department of Biological Sciences Fort Hays State University 600 Park Street Hays, KS  67601-4099 Office: 326 Albertson Hall Phone: 785-628-5333 Fax: 785-628-4153 Email: cbennett@fhsu.edu Last update:   1 April 2004

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