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Hi! I'm Roscoe. I'm a Sudanese Plated Lizard (aka Gerrhosaurus major). I live with Chris. I'm looking for a
cute female Plated Lizard to be my friend. As you can see, I'm extremely handsome. I'm also big and strong.
I'm about 19" long [It says on the internet that we reach 20"]. Hobbies: I like to bask in warm light; I like to
sleep in my cave; I like to eat. Cute females can write to me Roscoe in care of Chris at cbennett@fhsu.edu.





As I said, I like to eat. I like strawberries. I can eat a strawberry bigger than my head and two big worms
in one meal. Chris says I'm a gourmand. I say I'm an omnivore. Raspberries are okay, too. I like worms.
I like crickets. They run fast. I like to chase them. I like grasshoppers, too! Big ones are really crunchy.
The ones that Chris brings me are stupid. They don't move. They think I won't find them if they hold still.
But I find them by smell and sight. They're easier to catch than crickets. They're crunchier, too!.





I'm a neat eater. I lick my lips clean after eating. Some websites say we eat greens like iguanas and
bearded dragons. I don't because bearded dragons are wussies. Chris offered me all kinds of greens.
I don't eat them. Why eat lettuce when you can eat worms and strawberries?

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More pictures later.

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